'You F&@K My Wine'

Jurançon Noir & Malbec, Cahors, France

You F&@k My Wine follows in the great tradition of winemakers passive-aggressively giving the finger to their given geographical authorities. In the case of this juicy red blend, it was declassified from Cahors AOC due to the inclusion of Jouves’ favourite regional grape, Jurançon Noir, leading to Jouves eschewing the appellation entirely, opting instead to live life as a Vin de France, which as we all know, have more fun anyways. Made from a single, half-hectare plot, this biodynamic blend was fermented and aged for 6 months in concrete tank. Glossy, effortless and gently rustic with layers of dark, billowing fruit and notes of scratch & sniff cherry, raspberry seed, black pepper and a whiff of milk chocolate. With soft, supple & succulent tannins, put a chill on this rascal and enjoy with the trashiest television you can muster – it’s your time to become a Real Housewife!